Channel: Whitney Avalon

Category: Comedy

Tags: songbrendan milburnmusicalprincess rap battlecomedy musiccomedyreyparodyofficiallast jedijedi mind trickstar warsthe force awakensoriginal songstormtrooperwhitney avalonfunny

Description: ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets ▶ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/second-to-last-jedi-single/1324911591 ▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3jXdwJ3CDWovdqlOTejuCT I’m a big fan of Star Wars and wanted to share my analysis of what Rey was thinking as she tried to figure out the Jedi Mind Trick in “The Force Awakens” the best way I know how – through glorious song! Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Rey: Whitney Avalon imdb.me/whitneyavalon twitter.com/whitneyavalon Composer, Co-Lyricist, Music Producer, Voice of TK-11873: Brendan Milburn youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek TK-11873: Cameron Keaggy instagram.com/sirkeaggy Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Set Designer: Kim Brunner Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Editor, Photographer: Kate West Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Hair & Make-Up: Patty Jarvis 1st Assistant Camera: Steven Napolitano G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Art Department PA: Chris Brunner Character Consultant: Jenna Bryson Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer Thanks: YouTube Space LA Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** LYRICS ** This isn't ideal. It's downright dumb. It looks like the end of the line for me here and frankly I'm terribly glum That the promising future where I get to train with Luke Skywalker won't ever come And these shackles I'm shackled in sure seem robust so I'm stuck here on my bum In a base this huge I feel so tiny Oh and why's that tall Stormtrooper shiny? If I could just find a way into this tin man's head, I Might survive to become the second-to-last Jedi You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open. (Stormtrooper: What did you say?) He responded. That's a start. There's a glimmer of hope in this possibly-orphaned Jakkuvian scavenger's heart I can do this, I swear it, by each little line that I drew like a loneliness chart I can do this, I swear it, by each little meal that would always taste just like a fart By the bloke I like more than I care to By my sensible three-level hairdo I call on the Force and if somehow this works, I said I Might survive to become the second-to-last Jedi You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open. (Stormtrooper: I'll tighten those restraints, scavenger scum.) I'm done for! Blast it! Thought I had him for a sec But it turns out I'm screwed which has ruined my mood and now I'm a nervous wreck Focus! Get past it! Do the trick you did back when Without even trying, you found yourself spying on the mind of Kylo Ren You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open. (Stormtrooper: I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.) Whaaaat? (He unlocks the restraints.) Ta-da! See ya, big guy! I cannot believe that it worked, but it worked, and I honestly do not know why If I hurry away before they even know I've fled I will be well on my way or at least one step closer to having a chance to become the second-to-last Jediiiiii! And you'll drop your weapon. (he does) Yes! ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "I hope Daisy Ridley sees this" below!